HempOlympix-2018b

 

SATURDAY 5 MAY

Plantem Park ~ Sativa Stadium

11:30 am Hemp Olympix

Register at Sativa Stadium for the 2017 Hemp Olympix! $2 Entry into all HEMP Olympix Events.

12 pm : Tug O’ Drug Peace

Recreational Versus Medical Pot Users

With the Big Hemp Rope!

Sadly, in 2017 police don’t want to compete in this famous event. Well, it is a bit embarrassing to keep losing to the stoners!

The tug is followed by the Hemp Olympix First Heats of the Bong Throw and Yell and then the Growers Ironperson Event.  Hosted by S Sorrensen and Alan Glover.

Events Growers Ironperson – Involves lugging a sack of fertiliser and buckets of water around the simulated growing area obstacle course with a tick and leech infested lantana tunnel. The men’s event is a 40kg sack while the women contend with an 18kg sack. The top 5 crawl into the final on Sunday.

Bong Throw & Yell – Entrants throw a bong full of stinking water as far as possible whilst yelling “free the Weed” or something similar.

Followed by the Fringe Hemp Olympix with Nic the Hippy, Bigbong, Gary the Plumber, Dr Smooth, and Baldenstoned all assisting in this fast growing event. This begins with the Beard and Dread Stash. How much can you hide in your hair anywhere? Who can hide the most the best? Followed by Correct Weight where contestants attempt to fill a baggie with as close to an ounce as possible, 28.349 grams.  You’ve got vegetable matter, a baggie and no scales. Closest to the correct weight wins! Seed Sorting, and the wheelchair obstacle course where contestants will attempt to score a Licence To Care which is extremely rare and impossible to get in Australia.

End of the SKIPione era celebratory skipping comp on the big hemp rope.

Last man, or woman, standing.

Nimbin Town Hall

5 pm : HEMP Olympix Joint Rolling First Heats

Must burn from one end to another! The 4 Categories:

Speed Roll – Roll a standard 3-paper joint as fast as you can. Joints must include a cardboard filter or will be judged incomplete.

Artistic Roll – Roll the most beautiful joint within 10 minutes with as many papers as you like.

Roll in the Dark – Athletes are blindfolded.

Adverse Conditions Roll – Dependent on weather conditions on the day and the judges’ creativity.

SUNDAY 6 MAY

Plantem Park ~ Sativa Stadium

11:30 am Hemp Olympix registration

Register at Sativa Stadium for the 2017 Hemp Olympix! $2 Entry into all HEMP Olympix Events.

12 – 2 pm Hemp Olympix

Last Heats and Finals: Growers Iron Person Event & Bong Throw and Yell.

Nimbin Town Hall

5 pm Joint Rolling Finals

Hosted by SSorensen and Alan Glover.

Followed by the Plantathlon Award for the best Hemp Olympix All-rounder, in memory of Chicken George, the legendary Plantem of previous MardiGrass.

Special 26th MardiGrass Plantem look-a-like competition.

Great green prizes!

 

HEMP Olympix prizes & giveaways sponsored by

Off Ya Tree