Mardi Grass 2006.
The Goddess Speaks:
The revived Church of the Holy Smoke is now ten years old and
converts to the new and ancient religion are breaking down the
Hemp Embassy doors to sign their name in the book of true believers.
The old religion that sank beneath the waves with the demise
of Atlantis 6000 years ago is once again on the rise and growing
faster than Christianity and capitalism combined. A natural
love of pot as well as a lack of relevant alternatives and a
feeling of disgust in our political and religious leaders is
driving this phenomenal growth.
As all those who attend Mardi Grass know cannabis is the solution
and not the problem, as the straightoes would have us believe.
A head full of pot will not only help a heroin or ice addict
with their withdrawals, it will also help our stupid politicians
with their Iraq withdrawals. In fact if someone had got Howard
stoned at the appropriate moment we would never have got ourselves
involved in the stinking mess in the first place.
But never mind politics; let’s get back to the religious
experience, back to the Mardi Grass and the Church of the Holy
Smoke. The MG is a protest rally but also a lot of fun, which
is only natural when you consider the reason for the rally,
pot. Participate in the Olympics and joint rolling competition,
dance yourself senseless to some of the finest stoned music
on the planet and sample some of the holy herb that will no
doubt find you if you can’t find it. Avoid the cops, their
party poopers, and try not to share your pot with them as they
will guts it all up for themselves and fine you for the privilege.
Come into the Embassy and become a true believer and when you
go home take the message back to your family and friends; pot
is good, being stoned is natural and making a plant illegal
is as dumb as a Liberal voter.
Finally, before you get too whacked to concentrate, this is
a census year and on your census form you’ll be asked
what is your religion. Even if you don’t get a chance
to enrol in the true believers book, write down your religion
as Church of the Holy Smoke or Holy Smoker and ask your friends
to do the same. Too many folk put down their religion as Jedi
knight or Rastafarian, which is a wasted vote. With enough support
from Australian citizens we will have a religious base that
the courts and pollies will have difficulty ignoring. As a Holy
Smoker not only will you get legal support from the Hemp Embassy
but also when you die you get to go to a really cool part of
heaven.
Go forth and have a ball hempsters. Keep the faith.
Blessings from the Goddess
